Desperate Dans Menu

Introducing "Desperate Dans," a charming cafe nestled in Ballymena that promises a delightful dining experience. This cozy eatery has captured the hearts of locals for years with its warm atmosphere and friendly service.

At Desperate Dans, the menu showcases an array of tantalizing options. Highlights include their famous all-day Ulster fry, expertly crafted and reasonably priced at £6.95. Guests rave about the Breaded Chicken Goujons (£7.95) and the hearty Deluxe Burger (£8.95), which epitomize delicious comfort food. For lighter fare, the Jacket Potato (£6.95) and Salt & Chilli Chicken (£7.95) offer flavorful alternatives.

Complement your meal with a selection of hot drinks, from invigorating americanos (£2.50) to creamy lattes (£2.50). The cafe’s inviting charm, enhanced by attentive staff, makes this a must-visit spot. Whether you're a first-timer or a long-time patron, Desperate Dans is sure to leave you satisfied.

Main Course

• Breaded Chicken Goujons

  £7.95

• Club Sandwich

  £7.95

• Deluxe Burger

  £8.95

• All Day Breakfast

• Jacket Potato

  £6.95

• Salt & Chilli Chicken

  £7.95

• Large Fry

  £9.00

• Soup

  £6.50

• Omelette

  £7.50

Toasties & Bagels

• Bacon

• Bbq Chicken Melt

• Sweet Chilli Chicken

• Mexican Chicken

Sides

• Chunky Chips

• Skinny Fries

• Garlic Chips

• Boiled Rice

• Salt N Chilli Fries

Loaded Fries

• Brisket Fries

  £8.50

• Franks Fries

  £8.50

• Salt & Chilli Fries

  £8.50

Hot Drinks

• Americano

  £2.50

• Latte

  £2.50

• Hot Chocolate

  £2.80

• Cappucino

  £2.80

• Tea

  £1.70

Cold Drinks

• Cans

  £1.80

• Orange Juice

  £1.80